THE BEST “DEAR JOHN” LETTER EVER

A young girl on a year’s training course in South Africa recently received a “Dear John” letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit I have cheated on you twice since you’ve been gone and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me I sent to you.

Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could
spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope . . . . along with this note:

Dear John,
I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are. Please take
your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.

Take care,
Mary

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Got this from Dixie