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		<title>Signs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A plastic surgeon&#8217;s office:
&#8220;Hello. Can we pick your nose?&#8221;
A restaurant window:
&#8220;Don&#8217;t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.&#8221;
And a sign at a radiator shop:
&#8220;Best place in town to take a leak.&#8221;
A gynaecologist&#8217;s office:
&#8220;Dr. Jones, at your cervix.&#8221;
The electric company:
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		<title>Nerdy Pickup Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got the following NPL from the Facebook group &#8220;Nerdy Pickup Lines&#8221;.
1. You&#8217;re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
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		<title>Mes Aïeux</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 03:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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Mes Aïeux
Album : Tire-Toi Une Bûche
Ton arrière-arrière-grand-père, il a défriché la terre
Ton arrière-grand-père, il a labouré la terre
Et pis ton grand-père a rentabilisé la terre
Pis ton père, il l&#8217;a vendue pour devenir fonctionnaire
Et pis toi, mon p&#8217;tit gars, tu l&#8217;sais pus c&#8217;que tu vas faire
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		<title>THE BEST &#8220;DEAR JOHN&#8221; LETTER EVER</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 21:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young girl on a year&#8217;s training course in South Africa recently received a &#8220;Dear John&#8221; letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:
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I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit I have cheated on you twice since you&#8217;ve been gone and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=one985.wordpress.com&blog=90241&post=452&subd=one985&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 11th Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mmm the government ain&#8217;t so bad *wink*
&#8212;&#8211;
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to &#8220;Please be gentle; I&#8217;m still a virgin&#8221;.
&#8220;What?&#8221; said the puzzled groom? &#8220;How can that be if you&#8217;ve been married ten times?&#8221;
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		<title>An Open Letter To The Pets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dogs and Cats,
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		<title>Wild dogs</title>
		<link>http://one985.wordpress.com/2007/06/25/wild-dogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t ask me why I&#8217;m scared of dogs, especially big ones. I know there are gentle dogs and dogs that never hurt you physically,  but how can I tell? Some people got killed by dogs that they thought were so adorable&#8230;or they got bitten so badly that they could&#8217;ve died from the attack&#8230;like this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=one985.wordpress.com&blog=90241&post=445&subd=one985&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook</title>
		<link>http://one985.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s certainly growing. When I created my account there wasn&#8217;t much to do except to look around for someone you knew from high school&#8230;Now there are lots of fun applications, and my personal favourite is the &#8220;Your Books&#8221; application. I have already added 26 titles to the list. Why don&#8217;t ya join me?


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		<title>Fortunately not today</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Le fossé entre les régions s’agrandit
juin 18
Un touriste américain septuagénaire à la préposée à la réception d’un hôtel :
- Je vais passer la journée à Québec, dois-je apporter mon passeport?
- Vous devriez avoir quelques cartes d’identité sur vous, mais je vous conseille de laisser votre passeport ici.
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		<title>Et Si Tu N&#8217;existais Pas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quyen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paroles: Vito Pallavicini, Pierre Delanoé, Claude Lemesle
Musique: Salvatore Cutugno &#38; Pasquale Losito
Year: 1975
Performer: Joe Dassin
audio is currently not available
Viet version
Et si tu n&#8217;existais pas,
Dis-moi pourquoi j&#8217;existerais ?
Pour traîner dans un monde sans toi,
Sans espoir et sans regrets.

Et si tu n&#8217;existais pas,
J&#8217;essaierais d&#8217;inventer l&#8217;amour,
Comme un peintre qui voit sous ses doigts
Naître les couleurs du jour.
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